Grain’s Haiku Horoscopes

At the back of each issue of Grain, Jonathan Ball gives us some Haiku Horoscopes. Here are a couple of horoscopes for the staff at NewPages from the new Spring 2013 issue:

Taurus:
Some day your Prince will
Come, and on that great day you
Will be funk-ified

Cancer:
Someone is in the
Kitchen with Dinah–that’s right
She’s cheating on you

The issue itself features new writing by John Barton, Alice Major, and Scott Randall as well as artwork by Zachari Logan.